Melissa Scott: "Hi, it's Melissa Scott here backstage with the 1-0 Zack Fantana. Zack, you're coming off an impressive debut last week with a win over Leo Duonrey. Do you have anything to say before your match with the DBWF Champion CM Punk tonight?"
Zack Fantana: "What is there to say, Melissa? I'm a deliverer of promises, Melissa. I promised last week that Fantanarama would again sweep the nation and it did. I promised last week that I would be back to Championship form in no time, and tonight I'm facing CM Punk for the DBWF Heavyweight Championship."
Melissa Scott: "Actually, it's a non-title match."
Zack Fantana: "It's a non-title match? Where are you getting your information?"
Melissa taps her ear piece.
Zack Fantana: "Let me see that thing."
Melissa removes the ear piece and hands it to Fantana.
Zack Fantana: "Alright, talk to me. Ms. Scott tells me the match I'm in is a non-title match tonight? Can we confirm? Over....I don't really need to say over? Over."
Zack pauses, then turns to Melissa.
Zack Fantana: "Okay, we have confirmation. It's a non-title match. But that's okay. I probably don't want the be restricted by the Championship belt for Thanksgiving dinner anyway. I'm sure if I defeat CM Punk tonight, I'll get a title match next week."
Zack stops abruptly and holds his ear piece again.
Zack Fantana: "Oh, there's a Number One Contendership match tonight? You know what? That's fine. I'll get at him the next week."
Zack pauses and holds the ear piece again.
Zack Fantana: "There's a holiday break the week after next? Okay, you know what, Melissa? You can take this ear piece back. These people are buzzkills."
Zack removes the ear piece from his ear and returns it to Melissa.
Zack Fantana: "It's fine. It's a non-title match tonight and there's already a number one contendership match going on later on tonight. I'm an adult. I can wait my turn. And I'm sure if there was award for being a gentleman, I would be the World Heavyweight Gentleman Champion."
Zack runs off flailing his arms like a child throwing a temper tantrum as the scene fades.
Subject: Buzzkiller 
Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:03 pm