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Don't You Wish You Were Me by Fozzy blasts through the arena speakers
as a Lucian Blackheart makes his way down the ramp and to the ring with
a mic and what appears to be a promo poster in hand, and a cold look in
his eyes.
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Lucian Blackheart: "Ladies and gentlemen, let me just start off by saying Saturday Night Revolution absolutely sucks!"
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A huge smile appears on Lucian Blackheart's face as he ponders the ring as the crowd boos.
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Lucian Blackheart: "It's a sad truth, I know. This has been not only been the longest hour and a half, but it has also been the most painfullest half hour of my life. You have no idea how happy I am to be able to leave in.. I don't know, 4 minute promo plus 3 minute match.. so, 10 minutes. Yeah, In 10 minutes I will be the happiest man on Earth. If I have to spend a minute over that in this dump, I swear to God I'll pin myself."
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A more serious look strikes Lucian Blackheart's face as the crowd boos.
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Lucian Blackheart: "Now that I've gotten that out.. Let's discuss my opponent. Elliot Serenity? What the hell kind of name is that? What are you? A fairy? For those of you that don't know, Elliot Serenity is one-third of the.. uhh... Let's just go with the Care Bears. Yes, they stole there stable name from a Saturday Morning cartoon, get over it. But here's a question for you, Elliot. Take away your posse of meathead misfits, what's left?"
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Lucian Blackheart lowers the mic, pausing briefly waiting for the crowd to calm down.
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Lucian Blackheart: "Now if you guessed option b; Somebody awesome.. then I am sorry to say, that you are an idiot! The correct answer was option a; an in-over his head jabroni, with the charisma of a stick!"
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A sick, sadistic smile appears on Lucian Blackheart's face.
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Lucian Blackheart: "If I am not mistaken, the winner of this match will fight for the IC title at Road To Glory. You want to be number one, huh? You want to be a champion? Well I suggest you start taking notes, punk!"
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BZZT!! Lucian Blackheart drops the mic. He begins to flex and stretch,
bouncing around the ring while he waits for his opponent. The sick,
sadistic smile can still be seen on his face.
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